People Who Don't Knock

I was just in the restroom at the coffee shop (yeah, that's right, coffee shop again) and someone starts trying to open the door. Um...where was the KNOCK? Door closed, light on...knock first! One of my biggest fears is that someone will walk in on me in the bathroom. What an awful, awkward, MORTIFYING experience. Yes, it has happened to me before...because some jerk just opened the door without knocking, and the lock didn't work. I'm sitting there doing my business and wanting to die of embarrassment. WHERE WAS THE KNOCK? That was like, six years ago, and clearly I am not over it.

I mean, don't we all know you cannot trust those shady pop-locks? You rely on the courtesy of others knocking before barging in on you. Not to mention that I already have issues with public restrooms and stage fright...when I hear the jarring sound of someone jiggling the door, it does NOT help that stage fright. I just don't get it...knock, THEN try the door. IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!